Yesterday a guy I work with bent over to pick something up and he split a hole in the crotch of his pants. I didn't really know what to do for him being that we had no other pants for him to wear. So one of my co-workers gave him a name tag to safety pin his pant back together. I hope no customers noticed it being that his junk read "Richard" across it. Get it Richard? Dick for short.. Sorry I just get a kick out of that every time I think about it.