Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Boys Will Be Girls

I called an escort service for a date to my work Christmas party. She seemed pretty enough. As I enjoyed the party with my friends, one by one they started mentioning unusual things about her. Large adam apple, big veins. Well one of my friends girlfriend told me she saw my date in the women's bathroom. She was peeing in the toilet while standing up and pulling her pretty dress up. I quietly said goodnight to everyone and brought my date home. I guess you live and learn, saw my eye doctor, and bought a new pair of glasses. After all, I just asked for an attractive escort. I figured since I was a man, she would be a woman.

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