On the Hunt

When I was a sophomore in high school, I dated this guy and things got pretty serious. We dated for a while and my parents wanted to meet him, so we invited him over for dinner. While we were eating my parents stupid wiener dog got into the bathroom trash and dragged something out into the dining room. When I looked down I was mortified to find my used tampon ripped up all over the floor! I think everyone lost their appetite and I just wanted to crawl into a hole and die!